- jeffrey
- 1. (jeffrey) (1826↑, 490↓)a mammoth joint filled entirely with an assortment of drugs. marijuana, opium, angel dust, meth, painkillers etc. Half of the ingredients are unknown, but one things for sure, it fucks you up.
Bro: dude take a hit of this you'll be fine. Scro: I dunno man, I guess so. *smokes jeffrey* Bro: yoooo what are you doing calm down\! Scro: My hearts beating fast, whats in this jeffrey even?\! Bro: I don't know dude, just rub a furry wall you'll be okay.
Author: fattehboi http://jeffrey.urbanup.com/50155692. (Jeffrey) (1585↑, 803↓)A name that represents honor, caressing, and love. Also known to be a very romantic person, or very successful person in life. This represents all the attributes of "Jeffrey" on the SwiftIRC IRC chat network.I wish I was a Jeffrey\!
Author: Jeffrey U http://jeffrey.urbanup.com/28841313. (Jeffrey) (1165↑, 673↓)The heterosexual way to spell Geoffrey.Person 1: Jeffrey, how do you spell your name? "J" or "G"? Person 2: With a "J", dawg. I don't roll that way.
Author: Jeffrey Liu http://jeffrey.urbanup.com/27012804. (Jeffrey) (540↑, 210↓)A [joint] containing a mixture of [marijauna] and drugs. These can include-but are not limited to-[angeldust], [coicaine], [heroin], [methadone], [methamphetamines], etc. So named because "nobody's scared of a Jeffrey" (to paraphrase Aldous Snow, lead singer of Infant Sorrow in "Get Him To The Greek")Wanna [hit] off this "Jeffrey?" Naw man, I stick with the [sticky-icky].
Author: LegalizeMedicine420 http://jeffrey.urbanup.com/50140745. (Jeffrey) (881↑, 558↓)The hawtest guy in school that gets all the girls.Jackie: DAMN\! Look at that jeffrey walking by with those girls by his side. Allen: I know\! I wish i was him. I'm so jealous.
Author: Hi theres http://jeffrey.urbanup.com/31605396. (Jeffrey) (286↑, 93↓)A cocktail of drugs rolled up in a joint that includes, pot, heroin, bits of e, methodone, and angel dust. Its called a Jeffrey to make it sound harmless. This term comes from the movie Get Him to the Greek.person \#1: Pass Steve the Jeffrey, he needs to relax. Steve: Oh my God what's in a Jeffrey, I'm going to have a heart attack\!
Author: moonshine88 http://jeffrey.urbanup.com/50253767. (Jeffrey) (152↑, 72↓)A joint consisting of mostly marijuana, with opium, heroin, peyote methadone, crush up ecstasy, some unidentified drugs, and hint of angle dustDUDE\! you gotta take a hit off this jeffrey , it will calm you down.
Author: Nklotzzz http://jeffrey.urbanup.com/50224428. (Jeffrey) (78↑, 26↓)A name given only to the people with the capability of defeating Chuck Norris and ending his streak of non-stop invinsibility. Yes, Chuck Norris can be defeated, and will be by Jeffrey.Dude 1: "Dude, Jeffrey is so kick ass, i bet he could beat Chuck Norris\!" Dude 2: "Yeah, i heard he is the only one able to\!"
Author: the frollicking zebra http://jeffrey.urbanup.com/53257529. (Jeffrey) (98↑, 48↓)From the 2010 movie "Get Him To The Greek" it is a smokable joint consisting of: - [Weed] mostly - A bit of [Opium] - [Heroin] - Crunched up [Ecstacy] - Clorox - [Methadone] - [Subutex] - [Morphine] - [Peyote] - Some of the stuff is unidentifiable - A little bit of [Angel Dust]"You're freakin' out man chill, here take a hit of this Jeffrey\!"
Author: TexIVXX http://jeffrey.urbanup.com/537029710. (Jeffrey) (59↑, 18↓)A true gentleman, just like the princes out of the best Disney movies. He is kind and darling and can really pull of wearing a sweater vest. Jeffreys are known for their hilarious imitations of certain characters, and are extremely talented in many fields. However, one must be careful around a jeffrey, as they are prone to unannounced tickle battles and usually win. Perhaps the most prominent aspect of a jeffrey is that no matter where he may go, he is always loved.I'm lucky I have Jeffrey as my best friend.
Author: CuddleKoala http://jeffrey.urbanup.com/553939211. (Jeffrey) (67↑, 31↓)A joint(cigarette) rolled with weed, opium, herion, crushed up ecstasy, clorox, morphine, a little bit of angle dust, and some unidentifiable ingredientsGuy 1: I'm tripping out on this jeffrey, man. Guy 2: It's okay, just stroke the furry wall.
Author: Aldous Snow http://jeffrey.urbanup.com/503522512. (Jeffrey) (47↑, 16↓)the coolest person you will ever meetDamnnnnn\!\!\!\!\! the [kid] is so cool he must be a Jeffrey. [Jeffrey] is the [boss] if you say boss [man] and are in need of a [savior] he will come. When [chuck norris] needs help he says boss man for jeffrey
Author: Boss man\!\!\! say it just say it http://jeffrey.urbanup.com/532138113. (Jeffrey) (52↑, 24↓)This term was used in the movie "Get Him To The Greek". It is a concoction of mostly marijuana laced with opium, heroin, peyote, methadone, crushed up ecstasy, some of it is unidentifiable, and hint of angle dust and possibly a few other things. I'm pretty sure this was actually cleverly named for Jeffrey Miron, a Harvard economist who is lobbying for the legalization of ALL drugs."Nobody's scared of a jeffrey." "Jeffrey's just a bloke down the street." \jeffrey Get Him To The Greek From the sounds of what all is in it, I think it would be really stupid to smoke a jeffrey. You'd probably die instantly.
Author: Shadowbane1 http://jeffrey.urbanup.com/534359214. (Jeffrey) (11↑, 2↓)The best person in the world who will always be there when you need him. He is also the sweetest person you will ever meet. If you meet a Jeffrey be careful about mentioning weight, he will scream and shrivel up. Most importantly a Jeffrey is the man of anyone's dreams.I'm so in love with Jeffrey, he makes me so happy and I feel like a god with him.
Author: Scenewolf http://jeffrey.urbanup.com/613663615. (jeffrey) (16↑, 7↓)A drug NeapolitanLame Fat Dude: Uh, guys? What is this stuff? My heart's going really fast. Cool British Dude: Oh, it's a bit of this, a bit of that. It's called a Jeffrey. It's mostly weed, with a bit of opium as well... ground-up E's... heroin... Clorox...
Author: Raeper142 http://jeffrey.urbanup.com/528276916. (jeffrey) (10↑, 2↓)Another name for the bathroom.I used the Jeffrey this morning.
Author: thebesturbandictionaryuser1234 http://jeffrey.urbanup.com/623274517. (Jeffrey) (11↑, 6↓)The act of slapping another individual's face with one's dick after being vomited on or pooped on while receiving a blow job or performing anal sex with that individual as a form of punishment.That girl shat all over my dick so I gave her the Jeffrey. While she was deep-throating me, she vomited on my dick, so I gave her the Jeffrey.
Author: dawgystylez90210 http://jeffrey.urbanup.com/606260218. (Jeffrey) (8↑, 5↓)A Word for a man who lives doon the burn, living merely on a diet of kinder surprise's and jaffa cakes but never potatoes, he occasionaly ventures to reniston to visit his fither, george the problem solver and brother, the dog man of reniston. Rumour has it that he has a fish trap set up in the shire of galasheils, just across from asda, but this is just a rumour theres no known proof to mankind to back it up. Sometimes on a summers night when its a full moon, you can hear him playing his saxaphone sitting on a bale.Mum - Don't be going down that burn Son - why not? Mum - Its a full moon, the jeffrey will be oot
Author: Cronemeister http://jeffrey.urbanup.com/590269619. (Jeffrey) (1↑, 0↓)Very very funny guy not someone boring like Bob but everyone wants to be a JeffreyI want to be a Jeffrey when I grow up.
Author: I want to be that guy http://jeffrey.urbanup.com/633198120. (Jeffrey) (0↑, 0↓)Used to describe incredibly [sexy], [mature] and [attractive] gentleman. Girls are attracted automatically to people named Jeffrey. These people grow up to be successful in every aspect of life; and is the core from which jealousy has derived from in men. Can also be used as an adjective to describe the highest level of [sexiness](n) I wish I was as good as Jeffrey (adj) You are so Jeffrey
Author: Iammom.iamright http://jeffrey.urbanup.com/640349221. (Jeffrey) (1↑, 2↓)A retarded fucker who needs to get the hell out of everyone's lives and just go kill himself.Boy 1: "Hey, did you see that movie?" Boy 2: "I wish, but Jeffrey was there."
Author: CreatureNight22 http://jeffrey.urbanup.com/588272622. (Jeffrey) (1↑, 4↓)A blunt with a huge amount of drugs in them (crack cocaine,Heroin ,Ecstasy,etc.Jessica was smoking a Jeffrey at the party last night
Author: BIGGPImpinnn http://jeffrey.urbanup.com/594858723. (Jeffrey) (2↑, 9↓)A Finely rolled blunt, dutch, or cigar to perfection. The contents can range from marijuana, the finest tobaccos, or elicit drugs. The euphoria you feel from smoking a Jeffrey will leave you happy, with intense feeling of pleasure, and a state of shock and awe.I just smoked and amazing Jeffrey. I think this is the best feeling I have ever had in my life.
Author: SsTtUu http://jeffrey.urbanup.com/589999324. (jeffrey) (5↑, 13↓)A dirty cock-smith son of a bitch who is of asian background (usually chinese) and has an insatiable hunger for human male genatalia. He can often be found in the jungle, foraging for remnant artifacts of the "chinese back stabber" (CBS) clan, which was formed thousands of years ago in the Mi So Huo Ni dynasty. He searches for these artifacts in hope to one day find the Crown of Back Stabber (CBS) to which he would then be able to become King of The Chinese (KOC).Look at that chinese dude digging in the ground with his cock hanging out, he looks like a Jeffrey.
Author: zomgpopit http://jeffrey.urbanup.com/602654925. (jeffrey) (5↑, 33↓)A flamboyant cock-sucking homosexual that is a poor excuse for a man. he will pretend to be the best boyfriend ever, but secretly like your ugly ass, buck-tooth beaver, ex-bestfriend. Has a small penis, and loves it in the ass. never trust him, always beat him, and run the other direction. He tends to hiss and fart uncontrolably when he sees pretty girls because he is so socially crippled. He often relates to a cum swallowing, ass licking, cock sucking, musky, turd burgular,no nippled son of a bitch\! He also enjoys queefing in his spare time while frolicking naked through a field of bullfrogs. Stay as far away from him as humanily possible and never give your heart to him\! It will be the biggest mistake of your life. (:Oh look, your a jeffrey because you enjoy screwing over your girlfriend just to get some from a buck tooth beaver byotch\!
Author: M. Penguin http://jeffrey.urbanup.com/589536126. (Jeffrey) (34↑, 115↓)a creepy pedophile-ish guy that runs after little girls and always talks about his feelings. A total asshole. If you date a Jeffrey, he will normally propose to you within one to four days of being together.1. Beware of that guy...he looks like a Jeffrey. 2. Jeffrey totally hit on my little sister\!\! 3. Jeffrey proposed to me and we've only been together for two days\!
Author: anonymous revelations http://jeffrey.urbanup.com/499260427. (jeffrey) (37↑, 130↓)a person that is a jerk to his peersjeffrey is a gay person
Author: a avenger tht just got revenge http://jeffrey.urbanup.com/4883309Related: jeff, geoffrey, jeffery, sexy, jeffry, weed, joint, bitch, dahmer, drugs, fun, gay, geoff, get him to the greek, greek, heroin, nickname, opium, penis, and, beard, big, carrie, chuck norris, cool, faith, faline, fuck, funny, giraffe, hate, homo, hope, hot, it, jeffing, jeffy, jerk, jew, johnLast updated: 2012.03.01
Urban English dictionary. 2013.
